How To Bath The Cat

Wash cycleHow to Bath the Cat
Open the house outside door.
Flush the toilet, add shampoo to the toilet bowl.
Throw the cat into the toilet bowl and quickly close the lid, (you may need to stand on the lid to keep it closed).
Flush the toilet.  You will hear the cat making strange sounds inside the bowl, it may sound like he is unhappy but actually he is really enjoying this.

Rinse Cycle
Flush the toilet again.

Drying Cycle
Open the bathroom door.  Be certain there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Get behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
The clean cat will rocket out of the toilet bowl and out the house door where he will dry himself.

PS: This also does a great job of cleaning the toilet bowl.

Author: The Dog